A relationship isn’t something you need to be whole. A relationship is the bonus you get for being whole.
/u/MonopolyLlama
lulz-time:

japcoregalore:
let me just park my squid
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And then I fuck yo bitch

lulz-time:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

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And then I fuck yo bitch

Tumblr Code.

heathxboom:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president

<3333 IM DOWN.

aru

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

s3xhairandscratches:

I wonder where this building is

s3xhairandscratches:

I wonder where this building is

allie-w:

slimu:

Japanese Food Party :D

ええ??とてもかわいいですね!

たべたいよ!

Zachary Quinto in a game called: “IT’S SPOCK! DO YOU CARE?” It’s more hilarious than I expected

Everyone should watch this gif while listening to EDM

Everyone should watch this gif while listening to EDM

lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

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