- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
There was a time in my younger years where my favorite shorts were these black Nike shorts. Now that I’m older I realize they were actually swimming trunks. I wore swimming trunks for 2 years.
wow jetlag lol